Public transportation just got way better.
A strip club isn’t the only place in town you can see a pole dance — amazed passengers on an L train watched in awe as a naked young woman competed with straphangers for space on a pole.
The performance by actress Jocelyn Saldana, 19, lasted just 30 seconds, and some of the passengers probably thought they were hallucinating or dreaming.
Most were blasé. But one woman started screaming and an elderly man next to her got the shakes.
I’m surprised Al Gore didn’t dream this up.
You know all the sweaty guys that drive around in Hummers are trading those babies in for a bus pass. We should just slap some truck nuts on the back of the subway cars, and call it a day.
